Pig out of Hell
Parody of Bat out of Hell by Jim Steinman
Parody lyrics by Smeghead
The swine are squealing and the bacon is frying,
Way down in the valley tonight,
Farmer Brown's in the shadows,
With a gun in his eye and a recipe from his wife,
There's evil in the air, There's trouble in the sty,
And the farmer really needs the meat,
Oh and down in the barn Where the pig is hiding,
I could swear I saw a young swine,
Down in the mud He was starting to rut in heat!
Oh baby pork's the only meat in this whole world,
That's pure, and good, and white,
And wherever you go and whatever you eat,
It doesn't always gotta be lite!
But we gotta get out we gotta find that pig now,
Before the final crack of dawn,
We gotta find that pig and make sausage together,
When our Breakfast is over we'll both be so alone!
But like a pig outta hell he'll be gone when the morning comes!
