THE FARMYARD EXCESS
PIG OUT OF HELL: THE HELL WITH IT
The Farmyard Excess is a terrific new band that is set to release their first album in the not to probable future. The band is a hard working set of musicians who have trained at their craft for years . . . decades . . . or in some cases minutes!
In the grand tradition of most debut albums this one is going to be a four CD boxed set. The following is a list of song titles from their upcoming album Pig out of Hell: The Hell with it!
Pig out of Hell click for lyrics
Work for Food click for lyrics
Tractors in the Rear View Mirror
I'd Do Anything With Sheep (But I Won't Do That!)
Harvest Can Wait
When the Combine Hits The Rut
Bank's Got the Mortgage(And They Want the Old Farm Back)!
Weed 'em and Reap
Left in the Barn again
Not a Horse Fly in the House
Locked in the Car Again
If This Is My Last Wiz (I'll Make It Last All Night)
Original Bin
Original Kin
You Took the Worms Right Out For Some Trout
Reel Out
All Revved Up and No Place To Plow
I'm Gonna Milk Her For Both of Us
Eggs cracked up with no place for yolk
Farmer To a Feed Store
Out of the Farmyard Pen (And Into the Byre)
Turf's Up
Twilight at the Animal Pound
Rock & Roll Milking Dairies
Paradise Is a Cat-Mouse Fight
I'd Lie Down For You (And Roll Over)
Where the Cow Flop Meets the Road
I'll Kill You If You Tip My Cow
I'd Lie for You (Sally-Mae Ruth)
Picking Lice by the Barnyard Light
Two Out of Three Ain't Five
Tonight We Get Real Drunk and Throw Dung
Horse For Your Dessert
Hoeing Can Wait
Your Aunt's the Mother of Both of Us
Lost Sheep, and Golden Retrievers
Bad for Goats
Plowing in Your Dreams
Milking You's a Dirty Job (But Somebody's Got To Do It)
Where the Rubber Meets the Load
Mozzerella Dreams Come Through ("The cheese is yours forever..")
Stark Raving Feet
Holding Out For a Gyro
I'd Lie with Ewes (and that's the truth!)© 1996 Crapitol Records
For those of you who are completely lost this is a parody of Meat Loaf and the Neverland Express. These songs are either parody titles of songs from Meat Loaf albums or other Jim Steinman projects. This parody was a group effort creation of those members of the Meat Loaf mailing list back in 1996... ahh the memories!
