TURD OF THE GODS

A REVIEW OF JIM STEINMAN'S DIARRHEA-STAINED UNDERPANTS

by -=ShoEboX=-

It's been said before that Jim Steinman, the songwriting genius behind Meat Loaf's classic "Bat Out Of Hell" record, has creativity oozing from every orifice in his body. But the true depth of that statement has never before been thoroughly explored, until the recent long-awaited release of his diarrhea-stained underpants to the general public.

The fecal-encrusted boxers have an almost gothic aroma; ethereal yet rooted in genuine emotion. The feces itself is ample, as Steinman sprays with the same excess that he writes, and provides a representation of the neverending cycle of matter...from food to waste to fertilizer to food again...shedding new light on the true meaning of the Pandora's Box classic (made popular by Celine Dion) "It's All Coming Back To Me Now."

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